A vast pale dumbo octopus resting on a golden alien plain beneath a ringed planet and glowing mushrooms.

Grimpoteuthis

One anonymous post, twelve years early, named what comes after doge.

Read the post Play the succession

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The post · 31 December 2013, 00:14:32

First there was cate,
then there was doge.
Now doge is ruin,
what wil be next?
Grimpoteuthis

Anonymous · No.1454324 · [s4s]
Fourteen minutes into the last day of 2013
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Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 00:14:32 No.1454324 ViewReplyReport
Quoted By: >>1454340 >>1455452

First there was cate, then there was doge.

Now doge is ruin, what wil be next?

Grimpoteuthis

Anonymous Tue 31 Dec 2013 00:19:30 No.1454340 Report
>>1454324

Are you mocking me?

I would strongly advise against this my friend.

Archived thread 1454324Five minutes to first reply

The record

Two animals came first. The third was
named and then forgotten.

2012 – 2013 cate

The first animal to take the board. Misspelled on purpose, which was the whole joke.

29 July 2013 doge

A doge thread is stickied at the top of /s4s/ and runs past six hundred replies. By December it is on television.

31 Dec 2013, 00:14 the call

An anonymous poster declares doge finished, names the successor, posts an 11 kilobyte photograph, and goes to bed.

2014 – 2025 nothing

Twelve years of silence. The animal keeps flapping seven kilometres down, unaware it has been nominated for anything.

2026 $GRIMPOTEUTHIS

The prophecy finally gets a contract address. Late, on-chain, and exactly as ridiculous as intended.

The succession · playable

Doge is ruin. Somebody still
has to take the belt.

The post named a successor and went to bed. It did not explain how the other two were supposed to be removed. Stop the marker inside the gold window to charm harder, then catch the swing coming back to squish out of the way.

Grimpoteuthis, ears raised

Grimpoteuthisthe successor · named 2013

100 / 100
vs
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dogeholding since 29 July 2013

90 / 90

Pick a move.

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    Turn 1 Belt: doge, since 29 July 2013

    The animal itself

    Close portrait of the Grimpoteuthis mascot: a round pale body, two fin-like ears, and dark eyes.

    Grimpoteuthis sp. · umbrella octopus · hadal zone

    No ink. No camouflage.
    No audience.

    It gave up jet propulsion, gave up hiding, and settled on flapping two ears in total darkness. Twelve years of being ignored did not change its behaviour at all.

    Genus
    Described by Guy Coburn Robson at the British Museum, 1932
    Species
    Seventeen recognised, most of them barely studied
    Depth
    Roughly 100 to 7,000 m — the deepest-living octopuses known
    Record
    Filmed at 6,957 m in the Java Trench, 2020
    Movement
    Flaps two ear-like fins above the eyes instead of jetting
    Ink sac
    None. There is no light down there to hide from
    Size
    About 20 cm for most specimens
    Colour change
    Cannot. Nobody is looking

    The contract

    Verify the address, not the vibes.

    Check every character against a second source before you send anything anywhere. Copies of this token will exist. This is the one the site is about.

    Solana mint address

    7MCwsEDq2rJSjP1fQnN9CidJdE4tgaWndbdAV4Xkpump

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    3. Paste the addressSearch the mint address above in your wallet or on pump.fun. Compare the first and last four characters.
    4. SwapSet your slippage, confirm, and expect the price to move against you afterwards.